Typical Episode of 90s Spidey by MikePriest83, literature
Literature
Typical Episode of 90s Spidey
(It is a sunny day on the ESU campus. Muscular everyman PETER PARKER spies his one true love, MARY JANE WATSON nearby.)
PETER:
There's Mary Jane. I'm gonna go talk to her!
(We suddenly hear a disembodied voice- PETER'S NARRATION.)
PETER'S NARRATION:
Best not to get involved with her. My horrible mutation disease will only drive her away.
PETER:
But then again, maybe it won't be like that. And DAMN, those jeans must be painted on!
PETER'S NARRATION:
No, she couldn't possibly love me. I'd better just not go over there.
(Mary Jane see
Typical Episode of Smallville by MikePriest83, literature
Literature
Typical Episode of Smallville
(One day, CLARK KENT is on the farm, doing journalism.)
CLARK:
Boy I sure hope I become a journalism one day.
(CHLOE SULLIVAN walks in.)
CHLOE:
CLARK! CLARK! CLARKCLARKCLARK!
(After several minutes of screaming, Chloe gets Clark's attention.)
CLARK:
Oh, it is my quirky best friend, Chloe.
CHLOE:
Clark! My cousin Lois is in trouble from Doomsday Davis!
CLARK:
Egads! I must save her without revealing my wonderful secret powers! For no girl I love can know about them!
CHLOE:
What about me?
CLARK:
FOR NO GIRL I LOVE CAN KNOW ABOUT THEM.
CHLOE:
Oh, right. I'll just go slit my wrists.
(Clark FLIES to where Lois is. No wait
Justice League drabbles by MikePriest83, literature
Literature
Justice League drabbles
These are all set in the DC Animated Universe. Which, by the way, I don't own any of the characters from. DC does.
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BBB
Diana walks towards them.
The Bachelor says You are an idiot. LOOK at her. Shes perfect. There is no good reason not to get involved.
The Boy adds She could make us happy. She could fill the void.
But the Bats voice silences the other two. No. She is a roadblock; an obstacle to the mission. We dont get involved.
The other two grudgingly cease their arguments, but the Bachelor and the Boy are getting mighty tired of the Bats resistance